The ChiTown Shuffle
"You know, we could have been a good couple. We could have had something special. But you one crazy-ass bitch!"
Rush Hour 2
"So there I was, KO’d by Lolla, barely able to speak and utterly confused by everything that was happening around me. I could feel the terror creeping up on me, slowly enveloping my mind as I struggled to come to grips with my new reality."
"It was not an amazing year for film, it was a year full of good films that missed being great by the smallest of margins..."
"The idea of the light American lager that was pale in color, and low in both flavor and alcohol by volume was simply a result of an underwhelming alcohol market monopolized by large, overly profit-oriented companies. In these trying times, the authoritarian mustache reigned supreme."
"It felt like the same story every week: the defense can’t tackle, Cutler throws another interception, Trestman calls another screen play on 3rd and 8, you get the picture."
"The Bulls don’t only have Rose now, and they don’t only have the outstanding supporting cast they cultivated in the two seasons without him. Now they have both."
"...it’s entertaining, and hope is a dangerous and addictive thing."
"I get angry at them because I luvabull them. All I want is for them to realize their massive potential. I have no control over the team, so I am forced to give my opinions, vent my frustrations, and heap my praises in articles that get posted on a website that no one looks at..."
"They cheated, they got caught, and now they're getting punished. Don't get me wrong, I'm pissed that this happened...it's not the kids' fault but the coach's. But I don't fully believe that their title was stripped because they are a black team."
My Top 10 Films of 2014
Just in time for the Oscars
The Bull is Back
How a re-swaggified Derrick Rose and some new weapons make the Bulls fantastic
Morbi id purus ac nibh
Vivamus ullamcorper molestie euismod
South Side of the Rulebook
A running diary of reactions to the voiding of the LLWS US title
Nothing short of a disappointment for Jay Cutler and Marc Trestman
Swimming with Grouper
Tales and advice from one run-in with a dating app
Bringing Back the ‘Stache
Every now and then society gets it right.